I wrote for Death & Taxes. It was fun.
The Written Work of Jay Casey
I wrote something for The Awl.
You can read it.
Sleep tight, ya morons!
(Don’t know why I didn’t post this here before)
Finally put something up on Death and Taxes.
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![A Day At The Google Offices in Pittsburgh for Timmy Boots:
— — —
Tim Do you guys have those Krispy Kreme egg sandwiches?
Google Android Tour Guide You must be referring to our sometimes breakfast, the delightful Krispy Kreme Egg and Cheese. Unfortunately, we are not serving them at this time.
Tim Lame, got any IC Lite?
GATG Sir, it’s 9 o’clock in the morning.
Tim Whatever, I brought a flask from home. Continue the tour, you pompous replicant.
GATG Sir?
Tim Whatchu got to watch around here? I keep hearing about this Google TV. You guys got Skinamax?
GATG Did you mean Cinemax?
Tim Sure, actually, lemme check out some Pens’ clips. I need something to take the bite out of this Jamison.
GATG Sir, I would like to remind you there is no drinking in the Pittsburgh Google offices.
Tim [glares]
GATG Sir?
Tim Which wire I gotta pull to shut you up?
GATG Sir? I… I would like to remind you, you are a guest…
Tim [smashes Google Android Tour Guide’s face screen with prosthetic leg]
GAGT [fireball shoots from head, puff of black smoke rolls out]
Tim That’s exactly why I’m a Blackberry user.
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Dialog by Jay Casey
(reblogged onefootinthegrave)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg3rs3OtTh1qzprlbo1_500.png)
A Day At The Google Offices in Pittsburgh for Timmy Boots:
— — —
Tim
Do you guys have those Krispy Kreme egg sandwiches?
Google Android Tour Guide
You must be referring to our sometimes breakfast, the delightful Krispy Kreme Egg and Cheese. Unfortunately, we are not serving them at this time.
Tim
Lame, got any IC Lite?
GATG
Sir, it’s 9 o’clock in the morning.
Tim
Whatever, I brought a flask from home. Continue the tour, you pompous replicant.
GATG
Sir?
Tim
Whatchu got to watch around here? I keep hearing about this Google TV. You guys got Skinamax?
GATG
Did you mean Cinemax?
Tim
Sure, actually, lemme check out some Pens’ clips. I need something to take the bite out of this Jamison.
GATG
Sir, I would like to remind you there is no drinking in the Pittsburgh Google offices.
Tim
[glares]
GATG
Sir?
Tim
Which wire I gotta pull to shut you up?
GATG
Sir? I… I would like to remind you, you are a guest…
Tim
[smashes Google Android Tour Guide’s face screen with prosthetic leg]
GAGT
[fireball shoots from head, puff of black smoke rolls out]
Tim
That’s exactly why I’m a Blackberry user.
—
Dialog by Jay Casey
(reblogged onefootinthegrave)
